I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
The convent might be a nice break from real life
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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