i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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