i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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