watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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