i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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