So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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