We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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