I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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