all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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