It's just like the Real World with babies
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Sext me about skeletons
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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