O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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