weddingsv make me drug and hornr
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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