Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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