We're like a lot better than the average bears
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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