yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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