For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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