first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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