I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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