Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
wow bdsm is so cute
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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