i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
love makes seman taste better
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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