The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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