i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Everclear isn't food dammit
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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