who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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