Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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