Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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