do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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