Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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