I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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