i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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