does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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