I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
May the power of my ass compel you!!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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