They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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