Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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