Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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