Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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