I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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