The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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