And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Couch. On fire.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
