but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
you didnt know i had herpes?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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