he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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