we made out on top of his cat.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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