her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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