YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
