Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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