you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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