I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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