the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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