they need to just BURY HIM!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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