I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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