Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
