Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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