Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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