No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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