Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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