I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Randomize
