Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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