Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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